i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
