then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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