Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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