We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im six kinds of drunk right now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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