my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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