yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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