I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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