I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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