I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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