people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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