Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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