you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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