so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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