weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
barbara walters just said penis...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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