ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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