yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
