Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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