he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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