Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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