I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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