Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just high enough for therapy.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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