Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later