she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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