you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
