BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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