I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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