Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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