Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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