The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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