So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
