My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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