You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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