True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I want to be your penis for a week.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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