I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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