I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize