laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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