U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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