Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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