We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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