I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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