Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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