i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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