idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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