You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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