I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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