Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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