I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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