she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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