what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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