I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i would punch a child for taco bell
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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