If that was your dad, he is hot
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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