and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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