My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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