I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i believe in u and ur pee
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